buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet

"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."

by Nymuz December 24, 2022

buttcrackalacka

Visible buttcrack, a buttcrack said in a funnily way

That guys buttcrackalacka is showing

by sinCITYwasntMADEforu May 7, 2023

ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017

Poopy buttcrack

A Poopy buttcrack is when you park your bark and unload your timber, a little flies up your crack and you don’t wipe it.

Jacob had poo in his crack and he forgot to wip now he has a Poopy buttcrack.

by I like poo poo it tastes yummy June 10, 2022

Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.

That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element

by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

Buttlock

When your butt goes numb after sitting down for forced amount of time

When I was in grade school I sat throught so many pep assemblies and couldn't get up and many presentations.

by Reyanne Dampier November 3, 2005