Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.

Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...

by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010

burned

The state of being that is experienced shortly after or during extremely high levels of substance intoxication. Signs include, but are not limited to: dry/heavy eyes, dry mouth, hot skin, overall gritty feeling, and sore limbs. Not to be confused with a hangover. The word literally refers to feeling 'burning'.

Shit, I did about 4 lines of Xanax, 5 shots of Captain, and 2 bowls, I'm so freaking burned now.

by ShootTheRunner May 8, 2009

burned

In Europe, also is an adjective describing that dude who races everytime he takes a car. Person who haven´t the ability of driving normally, instead of that he drives as fast as his car allows, turning always in the grip limit and redlining every gear, but so relaxed as if he was seated in the sofa of his house.

Example:

-brroooOOOOOOoooommmmm (a car past very very fast)
-Joe: hey, Moe, there´s a rally today?
-Moe: nah, Joe, "that" was Zoe in her Riceburner. Probably she goes doing the shopping.... She´s a burned.

Example #2:
(phone calling)
- Son, will U come home for lunch?
- Yeah mom, I´m about 30 minutes of there, I´ll arrive in ten minutes...(broooommm...)
-¿? uhh...

by GranCoyote (Kemao B!!) July 8, 2009

Burned Out

Having undergone the maximum occupational exposure to ionizing radiation permitted during an administrative period (typically a year); therefore not eligible for more work in ionizing radiation during that period.

A lot of gamma fodder will have to be burned out to clean up this radioactive spill.

by Ronald Davis February 7, 2008

Burley

To take a shit in the middle of a school's cafeteria. Then eating it.

Deb pulled a Burley today in the high school it was fucked up.

by Long Dongs March 11, 2010

Burlesque Dancer

A legal name for an exotic dancer or stripper.

Look at all those strippers lined up to get their burlesque dancer licence.

by mattyb87 October 24, 2011

Buried at sea

To deficate on a persons head while they are in a body of water.

Jon passed out and spilled beer in the hot tub, so he was buried at sea for his mistake.

by bishopMP May 27, 2011