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buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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Buffler

Strategic use of toilet paper pressed firmly on your butt crack to muffle fart sounds while peeing in a quiet place.
Hey Anthony, I was at Heidi's parent's house last night and I had some loud farts that I couldn't control while taking a piss right next to their kitchen. I had to use a buffler to keep things quiet. It worked like a charm
by Ripcordconcord November 18, 2009
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buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"
Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!
by Mama Geri March 14, 2006
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Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.
I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.
by Hezron February 27, 2008
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Dr. Buffer

From "Alone" on the show "House MD", a janitor who pretends to be a doctor. He owns all, even YOU!
House: and this is my assistant, Dr. Buffer.
by MightyFreaksPwn October 1, 2008
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buffalo biscuit

The act of defecating in someones shoe because theyve angered you
The other day Sean stole my lighter so he got a buffalo biscuit
by John Idol January 4, 2005
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buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
"Buffering . . . "
by mikeschneider May 23, 2006
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