A Buddha 

Someone with a very large belly or big gut.

"Hey that guy has a buddha!"

A Buddha by Jack E Smith III July 30, 2008

for the love of Buddha 

Those not wanting to use the word God, but substitute another diety in its place, because such sacrilegious profanity might be offensive in their own culture.

Karen, for the love of Buddha, your ass has grown! Lose weight.

for the love of Buddha by SempaiXyloid January 16, 2022

Mark of Buddha

The act of pulling out when having anal sex and using your penis to leave a shit mark in the middle of your partners forehead

wow did you see that chick? looks like Luke gave her the mark of Buddha.

Mark of Buddha by the 5518 bandit May 11, 2011

What The Buddha 

WTF

(Ian jaywalks)
Henry: Ian that's not very Buddhist behavior.
Ian: Who cares? = =
Henry: What the Buddha

What The Buddha by Armentai October 21, 2010

polishing the buddha 

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

polishing the buddha by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Aqua Buddha 

A water bong.

Rand Paul: silly chrisitan, stop bogarting my aqua buddha and pass that thing over

Silly christian: ok

Aqua Buddha by deltron0 October 20, 2010

fondle Buddha 

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

fondle Buddha by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004