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Professional Procreator

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010
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Brofreshional

A master in the art of style and class. He understands that a man dresses for the job he wants, especially if that job is a twenty-something, billionaire yacht owner. This is the type of guy that wins his workplaces Best Dressed on Friday award just by showing up. He can even make working in IT look cool. He sprints up the corporate ladder like a track star and actually remembers the little guys when he gets to the top.
Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.
by Dan100Grand February 22, 2013
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professional reality star

Somebody who makes a living from appearing on various reality television shows.
'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'

'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
by Fcuk You September 20, 2014
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Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.
James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
by Stimperson October 30, 2016
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professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017
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Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.
My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.
by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019
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Grofessional

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.
“Even though he graduated from oaksterdam he isn’t quite a grofessional”
by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020
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