Brennan

a freak who dyed his hair white and looks like the kid from meet the robinsons. He acts like he can snowboard but knows hes to unathletic to stay up. he thinks hes cute but his ugly white hair ruins it. He also wears ugly patagonia hats.

brennan sucks

by quis long December 7, 2018

Brennaned

To cook something perfectly

Bodrum's brennaned my pizza.

by cook pass babtridge June 12, 2018

Brennan

a funk booty musty ass boy who wears the same shit everyday. ol elongated chin and slender man headass 💀

“EWWW it’s funky booty Brennan!”
“broke bitch Brennan!@

by hymie February 7, 2019

Brennan

A sexy beast who can make you eat a fruit loop in 2 seconds

OOOOOOOh is that Brennan he made me eat a fruit loop in 2 seconds

by Vainersleet February 13, 2019

Brennan

Usually a black Male who tries to make beats but they usually turn out terribly. He cannot keep a girl without them leaving him for someone else.

Have you heard brennan's beats

Yeah they are terrible

by Lenwood September 8, 2018

Brennan Marano

A boy with a micropenis who tries to compensate with his small penis by buying a Gucci belt that doesn't fit and whose voice cracks sound like a man deepthroating a frog COCK.

Brennan Marano is lardex-destroyer of buffets

by Cayden Ward April 25, 2019

Brennan Blake

Brennan Blake, he is a boy who at first you thought was annoying but somehow you’ve come to love him. Everything that once annoyed you becomes the things you find most attractive about him. Like when he makes fun of your laugh or calls you stupid. He’s a over all funny guy and deep down you know that he cares for you. Like how whenever he says something mean he always apologizes really quickly so he doesn’t hurt your feelings. Sure you might think that he’s flirting with other girls but he’s just acting cute to impress you. When Brennan likes you, you’ll have no clue if he’s just being friendly or if he actually sees you as more then a friend. Hopefully soon your nightly FaceTimes with Brennan will turn your friendship into a relationship ;)

“Dang who’s that hottie over there” a unknowing seventh grader asks

“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”

by ~Davison girls June 11, 2019