brabies

A viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. This virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children's playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents.

Signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex...

"Dude, I dodged a bullet, after we broke up the ex got a mean case of brabies and now she's knocked up."

"I'm avoiding that brabid dude, I'd prefer to be mobile for the next two years."

by friendsbackeast October 18, 2009

Bread snake

Slang term for a twist tie.

I just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now I'm going to have stale bread.

by jk298 November 5, 2010

dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

by drewbe69 August 10, 2010

Water Breacher

When you take a shit that comes out of the water, making the smell breach from its water shield.

Wait a couple of minutes, I just had a water breacher, it'll stink for a while.

by kevro February 11, 2015

Wheat Bread

Something that is far nicer, better, and more expensive than other things, much like wheat bread is compared to white bread.

Jason’s wife made reservations at the Holiday Inn, but Jason was not happy. He prefers something more Wheat Bread, like the Four Seasons.

by SandCrabRGV December 8, 2017

leprosy bread

When you burn bread to the point where it has somehow contracted leprosy.

Enjoy your future leprosy breads!

by leprosycooker86753o9 June 16, 2018

Light bread

A pampered, punk ass, white boy who spent the 80s listening to Rick Ashley’s “never gonna give you up” but thinks he’s a hard ass because he slums with those less fortunate than him.

He’s just another spoiled light bread who tries to gain street CRED by slumming with the workingman.

by Imsparticus March 31, 2021