botox art

Botox art is art that's too expensive to lisence.

The botox art could not be filmed in the gym due to the cost of the license.

by Lucy Ashe December 3, 2017

Boner Botox

Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.

Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."

by JewishPube December 14, 2010

bitextual

In New Zealand, where there are only two major mobile phone companies, to be bitextual is to own at least two phones, one for each company. The purpose of this is to take advantage of competing but complimentary deals.

The name comes from the common usage of text, or SMS, messaging in New Zealand.

I wanted to get Telecom's $10 texting, and Vodafone's free weekend texting. So I became bitextual.

by PetethePoo July 27, 2006

bitextual

To text two different people of different genders in a short amount of time

Guy 1: Dude who you talking to?
Guy 2: Dave and Anne.
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Didn't you know? I'm bitextual.

by I. M. McGlovin October 1, 2008

Bosexual

When youre only attracted to women 35 years old and up.

Yo, i think im bosexual. "Why?" Because your mom looking mad fine rn.

by BigSmexyBo March 18, 2021

bitexual

Usually in high school theatre, one who both techs and acts in plays;

One who violently believes in the "show MUST go on" mentality and assists the production both on and backstage

The sound tech got sick, so I was bitexual and ran sound when I wasn't onstage.

Tawnia's freakin' bitexual - she's doing everything in this show!

by erin (ssb o5-o6!!) October 14, 2005

Cincinnati Botox

Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles

My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win

by men in tights June 18, 2009