1. A very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. Generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. Although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection
2. A student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats
Bobatard - A libtard that enforces their opinion whilst drinking Boba in an almost authoritarian manner. Bobatard's often attract simps because simps want to be stepped on and are subservient to the authoritarian manner of Bobatard's, and they also get boba after school everyday.