bloody hell

an interjection of either amazed awe or sudden anger/despondency; from the terms, "Christ's wounds," and/or "Christ's blood," which were deemed sacreligious and so were shortened to "bloody;" "hell was added later to express the full extent of the emotion; originated in Great Britain

Denethor: *insane and unconsolable* Flee, flee for your liiiiives!

Gandalf: *irritated* Oh, bloody HELL! *whacks Denethor with his staff*

OR

Hermione: *punches Malfoy in his snivelling face* Bloody hell, I've wanted to do that for ages!

Ron: Bloody hell! I think I love you.

by Betsy Jacobson October 10, 2005

Bloody Mariah

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period.

Yo did you and Mariah mess around yesterday?
Yeah I ate her out but she was on her period?
Oh sounds like you got a Bloody Mariah

by SnacksizeSnickersbar February 27, 2020

bloody shotgun

when you have a bloody nose and sneeze

yo he just sneezed out blood! I guess he did a bloody shotgun.

by LILR3D77.DRK June 27, 2021

Bloody Giraffe

A very painful boner.

Man I got a f*&^ing Bloody Giraffe!!!

by Tyler Vicious June 29, 2008

bloody salmon

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period and it tastes like fish

Tina’s on her period and she has a bloody salmon, it’s like a can of tuna down there

by Fishpussy June 3, 2018

Bloody Piano

When one uses his penis to causes another to bleed, during sex, either vaginally or anally and proceeds to create bloody penis imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person's body.

Hold still honey, I wanna give you a bloody piano!

by CRich07 March 1, 2011

bloody beautiful

Something thats is just so good

“How good is this chicken parmy!?”
“Aww it’s bloody beautiful mate”

by Ayydd June 5, 2018