A big fat ugly hippo who enjoys eating llamas and bathing in sheep's blood. Berkleys always try to steal your food and possibly your soul. They often hide your soul in raisin boxes and try to steal your children.
Johnny: "Hey have you seen my soul? I left it over here by the raisin section...."
Berkley: "IT'S MINE BIATCH"
Berkley: "IT'S MINE BIATCH"
by berkleyisabigfatskankwhore November 25, 2010
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Burkeley saw the new girl and say down with her right away!
Burkeleys face got really red when we started talking about one boy.
Burkeleys face got really red when we started talking about one boy.
by Thatoneperson! November 16, 2013
Get the burkeley mug.A Berkley is a punishment and can be administered when your girl drops your phone. You issue her pain by lifting your hand (The hand you use, will be determined by where your girl is positioned at the time the dropping of the phone occurs).
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
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