bedongle

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

bedonkers

Very, very large breasts. Usually belonging to Anime Girls.

“dude you should watch ‘food wars’, the girls have huge bedonkers.”

by The guy that’s shy October 2, 2018

Get Behind the Velvet

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.

"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green

by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013

behenchod

Literal meaning = one who enjoys sex with ne's own sister
Usage : Often used as a cursory word, in the same way as "damn it!".
less frequently used with its literal meaning i.e One who performs sex with own sister.

Behenchod ! That car nearly drive over me!
The white men are behenchods

by S.V.RAO January 20, 2004

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

by cee css June 15, 2017

behind the camera

'Behind the Camera' refers to anyone in a film or TV show who is or was actively involved in the production of the feature, but who does not appear on screen; 'in front of the camera'. It is a term used to refer to those 'behind the scenes' exclusively.

It can also mean the director or camera men, who are literally behind the camera.

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest had top name people behind the camera, like Jerry Bruckheimer.

by Captain Ford September 6, 2008

Behoovinator

A pompous bogan who over uses obscure words in the queens English and speaks with a fake british accent.

I got rignalled by the behoovinator. Seriously, who uses the word 'behove' in a sentence?

by OrcChops November 9, 2011