Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

hitch

when someone is a pedo

dam matt is a hitch

by pj is hot August 30, 2021

Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021

African Hitch-Hiking Feet

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.

"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"

by LetNiggerBeknOwn April 23, 2018

Swivel Hitch

The act of progressive radial orientation, or rotating, of one's self after insertion is completed with the trailer hitch maneuver.

She only asked for a trailer hitch, but I decided to spin up the swivel hitch while I was in there.

by TheGoNads November 13, 2019

bike hitching

Just another term for drugs.

Does anyone want to go bike hitching tonight?

by damandawg April 8, 2019

Hitched

Getting married to the live of your life!

Nate put a ring on Payton’s finger so you can get hitched!

by Zf2021 November 25, 2022