Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.

Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.

by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021

battlefield

One of the best "all-out-war" games ever made

person 1: hey wanna play cod?
person 2: stfu you fat loser you nacho munching soda drinking fat pig
person 1: then what should we play
person 2: battlefield

by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021

battlefield 1 song

IT'S CALLED 7 NATION ARMY, THERE YOU HAPPY?!

person 1: hey do know that battlefield 1 song?
person 2: IT'S CALLED 7 NATION ARMY, FOR FUCKS SAKE

by i have no self confidence November 19, 2018

Battlefield

idk gun goes pew pew and tank goes boom

James: Hey have you heard of the new battlefield?
You: yes, gun pew tank boom

by Cloamker November 22, 2021

Dirty Battlefield

When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.

Holy fuck i played online with the boys now i have ptsd from the dirty battlefield.

by Randy23Marsh November 24, 2021

The Great Battlefield Depression

The drop in player population in Battlefield most likely due to lack of content, boring same old maps, unbalanced weapons, bugs or repetitive gameplay.

BF fanboy: Ugh, why is BF1 so dead!
Me: It's suffering from The Great Battlefield Depression

by Big Schlong Johnson May 2, 2017

Battlefield Hardline

A cops-vs-robbers type thing, where you play as either the criminals or the police. It's okay I guess, there's helicopters and cars and stuff. The campaign is surprisingly good, but not great

Battlefield Hardline is like if Battlefield and GTA had a child, then circumcised it of its open-world.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021