Girls Bathroom

The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.

*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

School Bathrooms

The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.

Me: imma take a piss

Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro

Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day

by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021

bathroom picnic

eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time

"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."

by Nefarious McClatchahands October 21, 2009

Bathroom nesting

The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.

"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"

"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."

by Tisigornorich March 7, 2015

bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.

I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.

by kytx September 22, 2016

bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

by Shevvi November 2, 2014