bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
by kytx February 09, 2016
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Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
by PejaBob January 04, 2021
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bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.
Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"
by Shevvi November 02, 2014
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Girls Bathroom

The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.
*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 31, 2019
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Delicious Bathroom

A sexual move that involves two partners and a portable restroom. One parter fucking wrecks the John. Fills it with shit. Then the two partners crawl inside the hole, and have anal sex. 2 people have died worldwide preforming this move.
“Wow, she is a hoe , I heard she does delicious bathrooms a lot.”
by Mike_Coxlong42 March 29, 2020
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Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
by Just Dewar April 07, 2009
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Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk
I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor
by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020
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