Balthazar

To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.

'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'

'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'

'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'
'wow........balthazar life'

by drizzydrake June 30, 2009

balter.cos

a tiktok cosplayer who currently has 3k followers

@balter.cos does cosplays.

by hello im bored March 31, 2020

american cum bather

n. someone who comes to america to rape its resources then trashes it because they think that the country that they came from is better.

That dude came to this country illegally just to go on welfare, he is such an american cum bather.

by student01 October 8, 2009

Baldhead

A person who generally doesn't care about shit, and commonly refuses to pay for things. It also is a way to identify yourself as confident, bold, and stubborn.

Brad: Bro! You only got 10 minutes to make it across campus!

Marshall: Boy, I got a baldhead, I'll make it there in 5.

Mark: You really drank the last of Tommy's beers? You got a baldhead!

Jeff : mmhmm, I know

by Michael Knight January 21, 2016

Balthier

The most bad ass character in Final Fantasy XII. He's a leading man, sky pirate, and has a sexy British accent. His right hand man... woman... is a bow-wielding Veira Rabbit-Hume named Fran. Fashion forward and knows how to handle a gun, Balthier is definitely a memorable character.

Balthier Bunansa. Oh, the things I'd do to this man.

by BALTHIER'S BITCHx December 9, 2008

baltej

Usually a guy who laughs at every thing, never admits he's a skirt chaser

Yo ur such a baltej for laughing at that robber

by Momysbob12 December 21, 2013

Baltie

An primarly eastcoast hairstyle, said to have origonated in Maryland, used mostly by teenage laxcrosse boys. The hairstyle resembles the "just took my lax helmet off" look. The hair flips out at the ends, and the back is cut above the collar. The hair is often curly or wavy as a result.
It has also been refered to as "sophisticated helmet hair".

*Takes off helmet*
"Hey man! Nice baltie."
"Thanks, you too."

by Baltie July 23, 2009