cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!

bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

by DoWhatIWant16 July 19, 2010

chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 14, 2003

White Balled

Generally being accepted into a group or setting.

Antonym: Black Balled

His Ivy League education, meant he was automatically white balled into the Crips but overlooked by the Bloods.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

bolted

becoming bolted requires the heavy drinking of a vodka called blue lightning. blue lightning is the cheapest, and possibly blackest vodka considering the fact that its is only 7 dollars and is blue rasberry flavored (but in a thug kind of way)it of course is blue

Corey got so bolted he fell asleep in a bathtub and was beyond the point of comprehension.
Wow that bitch is so bolted she gave gavin head.

by blue lightning movement February 17, 2007

Runs Batted In

When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.

X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night?

Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.

by Greene Team July 26, 2011

cock 'n balled

When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.

After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.

by habitual sassbox March 21, 2012

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004