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Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall
She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!
by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022
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roll backwards

by Imslaying March 10, 2017
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Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.
Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.
by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012
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Despacito backwards

its not despacito, not yespacito, but oticapseD.
by loloxDlmaorofl May 26, 2021
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Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012
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The Backwards Compliment

1. The act of engaging in anal sex whereby both people are facing away from each other, and push back and forth, using a bottle as a make-shift dildo

2. The act of being nice to a person you extremely dislike, and bitching about them to other people afterwards
Ex 1: 'Yeah man she was gagging for it, so I gave that bitch the backwards compliment'

Ex 2: 'Oh my god , Sally is so bitchy! She just backwards complimented Bridget!'
by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO January 11, 2016
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shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction
Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one
by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020
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