backseat face

Someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. Works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.

Friend 1: "Hey Erica said she wants to ride shotgun"

Friend 2: "Well not in my car she got that backseat face"

Both get a good laugh "hahahaha"

by youngdre May 22, 2008

Backseat Gamer

Dumbass bitch that keeps speaking when I am playing.

Backseat gamer: Oh my gosh, you are so bad, why didn't you shoot him
Gamer: Shut the fuck up, you're already fucking dead

by BOTDAVISH May 30, 2022

Backseat Mouse

Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.

Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!

Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.

Lindsay: John is so controlling!

Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!

by NeoHippie August 13, 2010

backseat gas

1) You possess incriminating evidence on one of the boys.

"Ive got so much backseat gas I need ropes to hold it all in"

by rocthom May 9, 2017

Backseat Nigga

A member in the crew who isn't really part of the crew. A backseat nigga drifts in and out

"Aye man, where's trey?"
"He's out with another crew"
"Oh, he's the backseat nigga, huh?"

by Versace Man June 5, 2014

backseat driver

Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.

It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!

by kirasakuya July 6, 2011

backseat cracker

A rich white person riding in the backseat of the car, or more commonly, any bossy white person.

"Yessum Miss Daisy, I drive you to the sto'."

Under breath: "Backseat cracker."

by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008