backseat bandit

When a shorty perform sexual acts in the back of a hellcat/car.

My last shorty was a backseat bandit. She let a local trap lord with n srt blow her back out behind the 7/11.

by K racks November 11, 2021

Backle

When one has no butt and there is a straight line from ones back to ankle.

Look at that backle, that chick has no booty.

by jit2552 October 20, 2010

Texter Backer

A person who can be relied on to text back.

They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.

"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"

"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."

by Yomin_Carr March 31, 2010

bakies

The real word for cookies

If cookies were cooked then they could be called cookies but the are baked so why the hell arent they called bakies

Yo, you should put some weed in those bakies

by Sam Kaye March 9, 2005

bare backing

intercourse without using a condom

i ain bare backin , allow diseases init

by michel jackson October 29, 2003

Backseat Handshake

Another term for a hand job.

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.

by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010

backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011