Biology

Witchcraft in school without witches or craft

Teacher: "Why is the fire alarm went off? What was you cooking in the class? Meth?"

Student: "Biology"

by EHZD May 7, 2021

biology brownies

poop

"Made some nice biology brownies last night."

by june_bug February 12, 2018

Biology

Life

Biology is life.

by UltimateDoge August 31, 2021

Biology

The only branch of science where multiplication and division men the same thing.

In biology cells multiply by dividing

by ewlifesucksballs December 12, 2023

Biology

A huge joke where the punchline is death.

Guy # 1: I hate that stupid biology joke, my brother literally died because of how bad the punchline was!
Guy # 2: *starts talking about life science
Guy # 2: * gets to the part about necrosis
Guy # 1: *fucking dies

by darndoodler June 9, 2018