library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 05, 2009
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earth libraries

Started by a prestigious group of librarians and archivists from around the globe, Earth Libraries was originally formed to ensure protection of the world's knowledge and social history during times of war.
by Redacted User November 24, 2021
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truckers library

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.
by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018
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library cat

a cat that has taken residence in a library
Have you met the new library cat at the library? I heard it is very friendly.
by O.E.A March 14, 2017
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Library Camping

A library camper is always keen to be in the library. They leave their laptop to save their seat and they’ll rush to get there and be slow to leave. People Overly Love Learning And Reading During their library session and those people are library campers.
P1: What are doing today? P2: Oh I’m going to the library. P1: Of course you are, you love library camping !
by Fishy24601 September 08, 2022
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library teacher

The worst type of teacher in the whole entire world.
They also are old.
They give you baby work to
My library teacher gave us pre-primary work
by Jeffboblikemilk December 05, 2018
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Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.
So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.
by Emp B October 13, 2023
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