1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
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Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"
Person: "You did what?"
Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"
Person: "Axed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"
Person: "Assed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS"
Person: "oooh.... ASKED"
Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"
Person: "No you didn't"
Person: "You did what?"
Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"
Person: "Axed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"
Person: "Assed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS"
Person: "oooh.... ASKED"
Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"
Person: "No you didn't"
by ppwned May 13, 2021
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by the one and only Jx July 8, 2022
Get the Ark at ee mug.A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
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