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los angeles smog

the sexual act of rubbing your salty skin baton in baby powder and proceeding to anally plunder your partner. when the anal is done, the person receiving the anal poundage then releases his or her stanky butt wind into the other persons face, resembling the smog that covers the city of los angeles.
after a long dinner at the nearby Indian restaurant, Miguel and Tonya decided to go home and have another round of Los Angeles smog
by collin^2 May 7, 2011
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angels with filthy souls

the best movie never created, featured in home alone. Kevin watches a gangster movie that is in reality a knock off of the 1938 movie angels with dirty faces. Ralph Foodey portrays crazy mobster kingpin Johnny, who guns down fellow mobster Acey after a dispute over money, using his catch phrase " keep the change ya filthy animal" after the assult. Angels with filthier souls, the sequal, is seen in home alone 2, with a" merry christmas ya filthy animal" adding a festive twist on the catch phrase.
too bad angels with filthy souls isint a real movie, that shit was hilarious.
by Robert Pooner November 19, 2006
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ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!
by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005
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Anglerfished

The state of a friend who has passed from their current stage in life onto the next one, often resembling a state of death. In reference to the mating stage of anglerfish where the male fuses to the body of the female and ceases to be an individual. Similar to being pussywhipped but with no hope of return.

This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.

Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.

Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.

Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.

TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.
Priest to congregation: Now we lay to rest our brother Tanner, he had a fondness for life and having fun with his friends. Alas he no longer with us, but he will live on in our memories.

Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.

Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.

Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.
by Drink With Us November 25, 2018
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v-angle

The acute angle created by the spreading of the legs in a female. The apex being at the groin. The angle is noted to be increased in direct correlation with promiscuity.
Dude she's been around the block. Check out THAT v-angle. It's almost obtuse!
by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017
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angel angle

a girl who takes sexy pictures from a creative angle. Although sometimes she takes them at the perfect angle.
That girl Rik is a pro at the angel angles, but then she hit me with a pic at the right angle and blew my mind.
by mattsj July 3, 2018
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lacreme angels

Short for crème de la crème.

Also a non profit.
THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality
Rolex is the lacreme angels of watches
by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020
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