android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.

Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.

by notaratio March 19, 2023

Android

It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid”

Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids

by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019

Windows Subsystem for Android

Also know as WSA, Its a feature on windows 11 that lets you run android apps

WSA is more power hungry than bluestacks and does not have the google play store but instead relies on the amazon app store to install android apps

The Windows Subsystem for Android lets users install or sideload android apps on windows 11 although you can just install other android emulators that functions the same and does not consume much resources

by Sebby294 November 21, 2021

Android

Cancer.

Person 1: i just got a new android!
Person 2: i hate you

by JoeBenes November 18, 2021

Android

A piece of garbage koreans call a phone

Why you got an android, you gay or something?

by The_Chick_Diesel_69 October 13, 2021

urban dictionary android logo

Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.

Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"

by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021