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Why you got an android, you gay or something?
by The_Chick_Diesel_69 October 13, 2021
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a phone for broke asses and fucking losers
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”
by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024
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the defnition of shit
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android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)
'wow he has a android-life'
by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019
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android ap

Wifi which is considered to be slow / bad
by anroid November 9, 2025
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a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
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