dragging anchor

When you take a dump and your dick hangs in the toilet bowl water.

I went to take a dump and got a chillng surprise when I was dragging anchor

by Mr. Cripple February 23, 2005

anchor ear

A single large ear that is out of proportion to a person's head and other ear causing one's head to lean to the side due to the weight. This is often caused by cauliflowering or just a grotesque deformity. The typical person with "anchor ear" has had their spirit broken over the years by childhood taunting, a dominant spouse, failure in the workplace, and is quite likely in dire financial straights.

"Did Brian get into a car accident or something? He looks like he injured his neck."

"Nah, he's just got the anchor ear. Your head would be leaning to one side if you had a four pound sausage patty for an ear."

"Thank God I married a governor since he's successful and isn't deformed like a circus freak."

by Jeepers Neepers September 25, 2008

Rusty Anchor

Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.

If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!

by Rim Tobbs August 19, 2020

Brown Anchor

Shit, poop, feces, crap, turd

"My stomach hurts I gotta go drop the brown anchor"

by Paul Binder June 15, 2008

Anchor bay

Anchor bay is often taken as a ghetto school full of druggies while that’s right and the kids are awful and mean to each other...don’t go there fyi

“hey do you go to anchor bay” “no you mean anchor gay” “fuck you”

by mr chamfduff April 10, 2019

Anchor Essay

FREAKING ESSAY THAT CAN LOwER yoUR GRADE...

My Anchor brought my grade from an A to a B-

by IRVINE ! December 8, 2003

life anchor

N. Seemingly insulting phrase that one partner will use to explain the extra weight/slow down caused by second partner. Ironically, the "anchor" sees this as a compliment, as a way of keeping things stable. (USUALLY, the female is the anchor, making said delusion seem normal)

"I would've made that business investment in Vegas, but my life anchor over here wouldn't have been happy about the trips."-husband

"He always does better when he's close to home with me."-wife

by anonymous February 22, 2014