Albanian

Everyone on Earth is one.

Albanian: George Bush, Greece and your mom is Albanian!

by RemovePork May 18, 2022

Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!

by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019

Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.

Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Albanian Helicopter

When pounding on some Hoe you grip both ankles and lift both their legs in the air while ankles are tight together , thrusting their body in an up and down motion.

Yo man I gave that girl last night the Albanian Helicopter and now she won't leave me alone

by Slugger January 18, 2019

Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.

“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”

by humanities fc September 13, 2022