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Albanian Whistleblowing

A sexual act where one partner urinates into the other partner's mouth, who then proceeds to perform oral sex, creating a backwash effect, pushing the urine back into the penis through the urethra. This practice requires a high level of trust, communication, and precision between partners. It's considered an extreme form of watersports and is not for the faint-hearted. Those who engage in this act often find it to be an intense and unique experience.
"Last night, we tried something new—Albanian whistleblowing. It was definitely an experience I won't forget!"
by slothman141 June 20, 2025
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Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night
by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025
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Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.
Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021
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Albanian rugrumping

Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car
“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”
by Tuxtan December 1, 2024
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Albanian Arber

Tall boy that thinks he's cool because of his height
This new kid thinks hes so cool, hes such an Albanian Arber
by Seboria January 8, 2025
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albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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Albanian Gang

An "Albanian Gang" refers to a group of cybercriminals working together to create and distribute ransomware, encrypting files or networks until a ransom is paid.
" Hey MrB! Your an Albanian Gang Member!" - DoxBin
by MrBAB May 21, 2024
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