Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".
"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.
by Kanaris February 2, 2009
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A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick
Your such an Alan
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"alans" is cockney rhymying slang for what we americans would call "panties."

"alan" is short for "alan whicker"
"alan whickers" rhymes with "knickers"
"knickers" = "a lady's underwear"
all right, all right. keep your alans on.
by A Henry September 1, 2005
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Alan is a sweet but also salty dude who can be kind at times
alan is my friend
by Vali Lucifer January 22, 2018
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to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.
I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.
by grod May 27, 2007
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2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
by BC Awesome March 23, 2009
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A word usually shouted in the street by any males under 30 in the UK when completely drunk from the sesh, or more commonly at a festival/campsite. When complicated vocabulary is difficult to get out, drunk squads will usually acknowledge each other with an extremely loud Alan. This is usually followed up by an Alan response from the other squad, however sometimes the response is Steve.
Four guys are walking down a back street on their way back home from the club.
Guy 1 spots another similarly drunk group of friends around 200m down the road.
Guy 1: "ALAN! AAALLLLLAAAAANNNNNNN!"

A member of the other group will then turn around and shout back.
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE!"
by samtc98 July 17, 2017
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