facebook fan-addict

A facebook fan-addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single fan page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming fans of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason facebook fan-addicts might join such pages is because the fan page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these pages on facebook require that a user first become a fan in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the fan-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the fan page in order to see the content.

A facebook fan-addict is easy to spot. On a regular user's account, a notification will appear once a friend has joined a group. If that particular friend has become a fan of a page, "along with 38 other profiles", then that friend is most likely a facebook fan-addict.

There are no known cures for facebook fan-addiction. The best a fan-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a fan of anymore pages. The current limit for fan pages that a single user can have is around 2000. After that, a fan-addict faces 2 difficult choices: give up becoming a fan of pages, or remove themselves from some of their fan pages in order to make room to become a fan of other pages.

Bob: "Hello Joe. Have you seen Bill anywhere? I haven't seen him for a few days."

Joe: "I heard Bill has become a facebook fan-addict. All he does now is stay up in his room searching through facebook for pages he can become a fan of."

by Big-O-392 April 12, 2010

Video Game Addict

Video Game Addict: One person who devotes their life to the playing of a video game on any console. See Ethan from Ctrl Alt Del for best example.

"He was always on Everquest, he's becoming a video game addict."

by Aimee January 21, 2004

desi-planet addict

someone who spends their life on desi-planet.com

you are a desi-planet addict

by -LivinItUp March 31, 2003

text addict

one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. The text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.

"They're such text addicts, they tm each other while having sex with each other."

by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Porn Addict

A man who doesn't think he is addicted to porn. However, he loves porn and cannot stop watching it.

Man! My friend Jonathan is a porn addict! He says he is not, but holy he watches the crap out of that porn. He almost broke the internet!

by YaBoi696969 November 26, 2014

Drama Addict

Someone who very emotional, or more specifically, dramatic.

Sally: OMG yesterday my boyfriend dumped me for another girl! I'm SO FREAKING mad at him and I hate my self. Everything sucks. Life sucks. Its totally the end of the world and I'll never find anoth--

Christina: SALLY. SHUT. UP. You are being SUCH a drama addict.

by DjAshu July 6, 2010

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

by Olisaurus March 13, 2010