Sparknotes Abuser

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.

Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.

by saxredman July 29, 2012

prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019

dick abusers

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

Car Abuser

Someone who use his car to drive everywhere instead of walking or taking public transportation.

Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*

by Car abuser February 14, 2022

Nasally Abused

When playing "got your nose" and you go too far. This can end up with deformed noses and the affected person may one day grow up to be a serial nose abuser himself.

Voldemort got nasally abused as a kid. Don't judge the man.

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

Self Abusement

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you

Self Abusement

by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

thesaurus abuser

One who attempts to sound intelligent by using a computer thesaurus for more intelligent sounding words.
Ends up sounding ridiculous either by using words completely out of context or by misspelling them.

Rudy stopped being a thesaurus abuser when his computer died.

by srta. P May 24, 2005