mad awk sitch

Abbreviation for "mad awkward situation." A very awkward situation. Used to express immediate discomfort toward a person or circumstance.

Amira: "Mad awk sitch!"
Charles: "Mad awk sitch, fer sure."

by Charles Pina July 21, 2006

red tailed awk

a bird of great importance that only flies by during awkward situations, so that the participant in the awkward situation can point it out and thereby alleviate the awkwardness.

Did you just see that red tailed awk?

by jedi-ninja November 24, 2011

Pass the awks sauce

A phrase said when something is rather awkward and someone feels they should say something about it.

guy 1- "That sub was such a bitch!"
guy 2- "...that was my mom..."
guy 1-"Pass the awks sauce!"

by michael_scott^_^ December 27, 2010

awk. times 10

a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!"

by cool story bro(: July 12, 2011

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood October 21, 2011

Awk-Nerd

Awkward Nerd or some one who is always LOLing or ROFLing. Came up with by me, SF.

Kelley: "hey sara what are you doing? lol"
Sara: "just being an Awk-Nerd with my g-ma. rofl right?"
Kelley: "yeah you look like an awk-nerd. lmao"

by LOL MANIAC!@#$%^&* May 17, 2011

mad awks

The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.

joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !

by mkiujnyhgtrfc March 1, 2011