ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

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Ancient

The time of the dinosaurs

"That computer is ancient, bro!"

by Da_Man8291 May 7, 2016

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The Ancient Chicken

1. An a temporal baby Cochin Bantam chicken that exists as the collective conscience of all the souls of its inter dimensional counterparts.

Can only be contained by a vessel that can stay in control of its original conscience.

2. A profile on social media

3. Someone you might get airdropped by if you have your airdrop open

1. “Wtf is an ancient chicken”

2. “Bro this kid named @The_Ancient_Chicken just replied to my comment”

3. “Who tf is The Ancient Chicken?!”

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021

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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.

"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."

by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021

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