the ancient dance

A stage in a high schoolers life where you go out and make out with a girl. Basically the synonym for a makeout session. Used by pimps only.

James-Hey susan wanna try the ancient dance tonight?
Susan- Sure Jim! and i will s ur dub as well!

by the bwc May 16, 2006

ancient is dumb

hes fucking dumb hes honestly ridicoulos i cant say with letters how stupid and fucking dumb is this fucking bitch like honestly hes so fucking dumb he should die in a fire his discord # is fucking stupid too like "Ancient#6877" hes retarded omg hes so fucking dumb like he should go into a school then learn the word stupidity because thats what he is FUCKING STUPID

me: you know that ancient is dumb?
friend : oh yeah ancient is dumb very dumb
me: aight thats litty lit lets go for some water

by ancientisdummbb January 7, 2020

Ancient Fag

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)

Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!

by Astro_Will September 15, 2022

Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

The Ancient Chicken

1. An a temporal baby Cochin Bantam chicken that exists as the collective conscience of all the souls of its inter dimensional counterparts.

Can only be contained by a vessel that can stay in control of its original conscience.

2. A profile on social media

3. Someone you might get airdropped by if you have your airdrop open

1. “Wtf is an ancient chicken”

2. “Bro this kid named @The_Ancient_Chicken just replied to my comment”

3. “Who tf is The Ancient Chicken?!”

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021

ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

Ancient Seed

While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.

Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.

by UprisingOG-EvaDiva September 11, 2024