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ADHD

The biggest gift you can get from God.
It Makes you hyper... very... very hyper.
Like I can't even concentrate anymore after writing this much.
Problem with it is that you can't concentrate.
But the positive is: Do Sports and the Hyperness makes you a GOD!
That kid has ADHD, he's amazing at sports but shitty at school.
by Playge September 29, 2017
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1.An excuse of some sort
2.A ____ ____ hyper _____ acronim
3. when u daze off intuh.....HEY LOOK A SQU.... dah dah!!
4.huh...
1.Teacher>Jimmy, y did u kill marty??
Jimmy> I have ADHD.
Marty> twitch*
Teacher> Ok, But next time u kill some one its time out mr!!

2.jump jump jump jump* GASP* jump jump jump jump* ahhhhhhhh

3.I like peanuh...WUTDAFX^

4. dudili do do!!!
by ADHD-er-er June 26, 2008
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When a situation or occurrence or an individual is either surreal, eccentric, random or sudden and unexpected. Making one bewildered.
Individual with ADHD; Hey dude if you are going to the grocery store, could you pick me up a “ Hey look a Squirrel!

Individual who is Neurotypical; 😳🤔 ……. Dude that was so ADHD…

Someone with ADHD trips over a cable, and attempts to break his/her fall by grabbing the curtains ripping them and the curtain pole off the wall.

Individual with ADHD does something wacky because it is impulsive like pressing a button that says “ Do Not Press”

All scenarios above? are such an ADHD thing to do.
by ADHDivvy December 10, 2021
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'I have ADHD give me drugs or I'll pop yo ass." -HBCU College Student
by GOTY'M June 5, 2016
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Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children
Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6?
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom
by mfurgison September 15, 2011
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adhd meds

A medicine you take when you have diabetes and breast cancer and not when you have adhd and you have been taking then and then you stop you turn into Muslim terrorist
Josh did not take his adhd meds when going to strip club
by Godwantshamsandwhich68 June 12, 2018
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(addicts don't have dope)
by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009
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