Paul

This guy has the biggest and meanest schlong you'll ever see. That dong might as well be alien cause there is no way that an average of 2 foot 5 inches is natural (may be exaggerated). This guy gets every woman he wants and boy is he thirsty. He's a sex machine, to put it simply, and a brilliant one at that.

"The guy I fucked last night was a Paul. I mean, I never got his name but he was at least like 15 inches."

by CockSucker9002 December 2, 2018

Paul

1. A person with a small dick
2. A person who eats out of his dog’s toilet bowl

Hey you see that dude paul over there? He an asshole.

by Crichtonsaurus November 9, 2018

paul

the best human being ever.

paul is my best friend.

by JAKE PAULER 69 July 9, 2018

Paul

The guy who broke Quiana’s heart 💔

You know Paul? Yes I know that nigga. He broke my heart and played games with me too. After 5 years of holding him down in prison.

by Bookie boo July 25, 2019

paul

kinda cool ngl. always gets interrupted whenever he’s having a conversation, is awkward & kinda unapproachable !! but he’s still a top tier person.

friend : why are you smiling ?

me : paul texted me

by thebourgeoisiefrom2020 December 31, 2019

Paul

Morbidly obese loves takis but so HOT

Paul is so hot I want to suck on his taki

by Nogay May 21, 2019

Paul

Paul is usually a male that is a dick but a really great soccer player. He likes to call people fat when he is usually fatter than them

Paul: your a fat bitch and you need to lose weight

by YouTube_xClipz May 28, 2019