by SwaggyLovesMe October 23, 2020
Get the Mark mug.Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.
Jesus's friend
Jesus's friend
Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020
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A sexy guy with amazing taste in women. They are most likely Italian or Balkan. Don’t mess with them because they will give revenge later.
Mark is strong.
by Porcini dorcey June 23, 2022
Get the Mark mug.The man, the myth, the Mark. He knows what a good time is, whether its in the strip clubs or buying hookers pies from garages. He will literally break a knee for you when you on a night out. Only drives a Merc and sings classical music while enjoying the warmth of a nameless woman.
Damn, Mark was wild last night. Man had to go to the hospital for his knee after watching his boy go home with a woman.
by Viidas November 15, 2022
Get the Mark mug.He is a cosmic entity (not to be fucked with). He can demolish a planet within seconds and only uses 2% of his overall power. People who fear him call him the great planet penetrator.
by Jesus Christ himself42069 March 27, 2020
Get the Mark mug.A caring individual that will continue to keep giving to you and caring about you even after you have royally screwed them over or treat them like shit. This is mainly due to low self esteem and/or a bad self image brought on by a traumatic childhood and or abusive/poor parenting skills.
The mark usually will continue to stay in abusive relationships where they are constantly taken advantage of and cheated on due to their craving for the approval of the abusing partner and believes that if they do/give more to the abusing partner they might achieve this. In all actuality it will never happen for poor ol' mark and will only get worse as time progresses. The mark stays with someone for fear that they can and will never be able to find someone that truly loves them for who they are.
The mark usually will continue to stay in abusive relationships where they are constantly taken advantage of and cheated on due to their craving for the approval of the abusing partner and believes that if they do/give more to the abusing partner they might achieve this. In all actuality it will never happen for poor ol' mark and will only get worse as time progresses. The mark stays with someone for fear that they can and will never be able to find someone that truly loves them for who they are.
by The Lord Of The Marks July 10, 2021
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