(n.) The act of defecating (shitting) all over another individual and then making them shave, using only a razor, and the fecal matter (shit) in place of shaving cream.
This can take place with both male and female participants.
All hair is fair game, including facial, cranial, labial, and scrotal. (face, top of head, female pubic, and ball sack)
Add Arabian goggles and for an extra relaxing experience.
This can take place with both male and female participants.
All hair is fair game, including facial, cranial, labial, and scrotal. (face, top of head, female pubic, and ball sack)
Add Arabian goggles and for an extra relaxing experience.
Rudolph, it could not have gone better. Last night, Mrs. Claus gave me the ol' disgusting rodriguez! I finally got rid of this fucking beard and my balls can cut through water like a dolphin smeared in astroglide. I am so hydrodynamic right now.
by Marglar May 24, 2012
A crappy girl with a pink weave from the OMG GIRLZ that starts drama with #TeamMindless by tweeting there songs ON PURPOSE SO stiff CAN GO DOWN! No disrepsect, she can sing, but shes MESSY!
by TeamMindless October 17, 2011
From Greek origin and meaning " Strong, manly, or warrior"; is passionate and very athletic. He will never pass up a chance to make you laugh - he is funny. Likes sports, typically dancing. Is very confident, very handsome, very talented. If he is in theatre he will usually get a role, in sports a captain. He is moderately smart. He is Godly and strong in his relationship with Christ, with parents who are active in his church. He daydreams a lot, but is focused when he needs to be. Andrew Rodriguez is outgoing and friendly, and for some reason likes plaids and sweatshirts. His presence will make you swoon - he has been in a couple relationships. He is honest, sometimes uncomfortable around people who are forward. INCREDIBLY sweet and his embrace is heaven. He is the most gorgeous, handsome person in the world - inside and out.
by DancerHeaven September 19, 2019
when a person is fingering a girl with the index and middle finger and the person sneaks there pinky finger into the anus of the woman without her knowning
I was giving your sister a good fingering then i disided to pull a sneaky rodriguez but she got verry pissed ended it there walked out and told her mom what I did. Later her mom asked me to show her the move
by thornussell March 22, 2008
The girl's chest was so dry that I was forced to take a dump on her chest so there was some lube to help with my titty fucking of her, dirty rodriguez style.
by Miranda Simkin July 23, 2005
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