A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.
by >o< September 20, 2017
A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.
"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
by Jeezuradick August 28, 2015
The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
by shiznitz0r May 22, 2003
A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.
by luigi2762 March 06, 2019
Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.
by _brixn.m January 02, 2017
by Tron_4000 January 23, 2020
A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood
by Toxic female May 06, 2020