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Neds

Originated slang from a town in the north west of England called Southport (near Liverpool)

The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.
“Laddd! Have you seen the Neds on her!”

Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!”

“Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”
by Picklepoon69 June 4, 2019
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NED

not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.
"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
by down to party February 12, 2013
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neds

Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep?
You: Neds bro neds
by buffalowbyll September 6, 2018
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Ned

Describes a person’s Genie or Clone that has good fashion sense or style
by Genies December 19, 2018
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NED

An all around awesome guy. Ned(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Ned you'll love him forever. Neds(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"

"Probably Ned."
by Nedinski October 28, 2018
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ned

jazz's boyfriend
i am a friend of ned
by hector von trillman the third September 4, 2019
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Ned

A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010
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