for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you.
by palodude April 06, 2010
Vivian Louisiana is where the ratchets are located.
by Rebeltexan97 June 18, 2015
When four or more females come together in an act of a clitoral engagement. The first two move their pooches in such a way that their libia create enough friction to spontaneously combust (cum-bust) the pubic hairs. the other females cook assorted sea food items on said flame.
by swam tam December 08, 2009
When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool
by Sperm Explosion January 22, 2022
A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!
My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
by dixxienormuss January 23, 2011
An alcoholic beverage native to the Southeastern region of the United States. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Serve with a piece of watermelon flavored bubble gum. See also: The Whitesnake.
"I ain't going over to Darla's trailer right now. She's been drankin' Louisiana Slushies all afternoon and just started beatin' on Ricky. His cousin called the law and I got warrants."
by Beer Shart January 29, 2011
the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.
Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.
Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!
Man#1: I stand Corrected
Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!
Man#1: I stand Corrected
by draft9chem/Pookey Sagan January 03, 2014