hair by crispy

A racist hair dresser who gives you crispy and frazzled extensions and streaky highlights for $4000 And refuses for her or her clients to wear a mask in the middle of a global pandemic where millions have died
Why are all these tiktokers getting there hair done they all look the same im never letting Hair by crispy touch my hair
by Urbandictioner101 October 18, 2020
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forest hair

A hairstyle in which a girl's hair is tousled so that she looks like she lives in a forest or similarly uninhabited area. Extremely sexy. (Budding twigs and leaves can be added for effect as desired.)
Oh shit! Dude, forest hair girl sat next to me in class and I almost creamed my pants. Looks like I'll need to make a trip to the great outdoors...
by Quintus Abraham March 07, 2008
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Hair lacky

A hair tie or hair elastic. The term 'hair lacky' is an amalgamation of the words 'hair tie' and 'lacky band'. Lacky band being a shortened version of elastic band or rubber band.
"Hey, do you have a spare hair lacky? I've got P.E. next and I don't want my hair getting all messy."
"Nah, sorry mate. I've got a lacky band but their super painful to use instead of a hair lacky."
by ~Emmsies~ March 08, 2017
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hair mama

Slang for a young woman living in the sixties with big hair that’s very teased, a term usually uttered by a young man who thought it hot.
She’s my red-hot hair mama and I’m gonna make her mine!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.
I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.
by Dan5999 October 22, 2007
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Hotel Hair

The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.
"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."


"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."
by Oceanwavee* February 22, 2009
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Danger Hair

Danger hair is a term used in reference to SJW's or crazy feminist or liberals/communists in general due to the fact that most of them have crazy hairstyles and colors.
Sam: Hey Mike, I think you're pretty cute
Mike: No you have danger hair
by slthrp September 17, 2016
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