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torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources
It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.
by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012
mugGet the torpedo dudemug.

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
by ProbablySam October 30, 2021
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Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo
by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011
mugGet the Brown torpedomug.

cleveland torpedo

Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.
I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.
by Andrew BX August 26, 2006
mugGet the cleveland torpedomug.

Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.
Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell
mugGet the Tijuana Torpedomug.

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.
Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.
by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005
mugGet the Sausage Torpedomug.

neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!
by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005
mugGet the neato torpedomug.

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