Roast beast

Creature known from the Dr. Seuss story "How the Grinch stole Christmas", where it's purpose is pretty much the same as the (poor) Christmas turkey - to be eaten.

In the motion-picture by Ron Howard and with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, it seems to have eight legs.

And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast!

by snoophoggyhogg September 29, 2008

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016

Roasting Chestnut

A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.

Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day?

Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.

Tim: :/

by brandon2k9 December 3, 2009

Boom Roasted

Similar to the usage of "Burn", Boom Roasted is said after an insult or "dis"s for emphasis. Coined during the Season 5 episode of The Office titled, "Stress Relief".

"Sami, i heard you're so white you got buried in the snow on tuesday and no one noticed....

BOOM ROASTED"

by Samona Dahraj February 9, 2009

spit roast

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast

by Dick The Buttock Scruttock February 14, 2003

Split-roast

A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.

I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.

by jcvamp December 13, 2019

roast fucking

The act of two individuals that tied another individual like a board about to be roasted. Instead of using a pole to mount the individual atop the fire. One of the individuals sticks his dick in the tied individual mouth and the other in his ass. The tied indiviual is then put over a fire and rotated while being fucked

Person 1: yo, lets start roast fucking that beta cuck
Person 2: thats a good idea, imma make a fire
Beta cuck: not again

by Andrx April 5, 2017