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plank

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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ploik

an onomatopoeia

a word used when sticking something into another something that is usually soft and wet and sometimes warm
"dude i stuck in in there and it was like *ploik*
0_o
by Curt May 26, 2004
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Phonk

a blessing to my ears
by Amstybloom01 December 2, 2022
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The Plank

An excersise that tones and strengthens the users core abdominal muscles. You lie down on your front supported from touching the floor by your forearms, your feet assume the position they would if you were doing press-ups (push-ups US) You must then remain in the position, without allowing your body to sag for as long as possible.

As this is a timed excersise it is often used as a competition between people - whoever can do it for the longest time wins! Anything above 3 minutes is good, 6 minutes excellent.
Joe: I love Jayne!
Tom: Me too, we must battle to the death for her heart
Joe: I too, wish to win the heart of Jayne, but death would not be adequate for her heart... We must perform... THE PLANK!!
Tom: Lets do this!
by Kid Nock January 20, 2006
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ploink

Onamonatopia, the sound something heavy (i.e. a dead body) makes when one throws it into a large body of water (i.e. that lake behind your house, don't think I don't know what you're doing...)
*rock is thrown into water* *ploink*
Damn, he's made the largest ploink yet.
by KS March 10, 2004
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Pronk Spasm

An uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. Otherwise known as "beating the bush". It can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.
Andi: I made It to Vegas but got whippled out and pronk spasmed all over the bathroom.

Matt: Ewwwwwww...
by Mdeezie Foreezie May 13, 2016
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Plink

Also known as: Plinks, plinker.

A racially ambiguous slur, commonly used amongst mini golf enthusiasts.
"You dirty little plink!" Steven

"Yo mums a whole ass plinker" Jonathan
by Ghastly Raven May 28, 2023
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