Replacementship

The relationship one enters immediately following a break-up. This can be done to help with the healing process, make your ex jealous, or hide the fact that you're still upset about things ending with the last person.

I'm in an open-replacementship... you can never have too many rebounds, right?

by AKB1011 June 2, 2011

Replemish

To Replemish:

-to restore something to it's former condition
-another word for "replenish"
-coined when Karl Pilkington mispronounced "replenish"

I replemished my health
he is replemishing.

I needed to replemish 'coz I was tired

by Extras4ever July 7, 2010

I don't chase em i replace em

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.

Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro

by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011

replyall

There is email, there is spam and then there is replyall.
Replyall is internal spam.
Replyall is the slop that fills your inbox from co-workers needing reassurance about their contribution. Replyall is what happens when people don't think about who needs the information they are providing in response to a legitimate question or action.

I had to spend an hour deleting spam and replyall before I could start working this morning.

by Xenofobe March 3, 2005

the replacements

noun: Seminal Eighties alternative banded fronted by Paul Westerberg. Also, a shit movie with Keanu Reeves about football or something.

"Have you ever heard of the Replacements?"
"Wasn't that a movie or something?"
"Yeah, probably. Shut the fuck up."

by mcstallard February 28, 2005

Bill O'Reily Defense

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

by falcon176 January 16, 2009

instant replay chick

A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.

Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly.

Dude #2: Total instant replay chick.

by DaJameson January 16, 2011