Turtling

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.

She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.

by slipperysnarf October 07, 2011

turtle

A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.

Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.

by BratBunny June 12, 2007

Turtle!

Gay homosexual fairy faggotWhen someone is gay, does something gay, or can be used as an adjective

Bro Gayes is such a turtle look at him turtling. Bro Gayes likes little boys? Hes such a turtle!

by PPSOFTBrynanna April 22, 2020

Turtle

He's got a big turtle means he's got a big belly. It protrudes, forming a turtle shape. The shortened version is - he's got a big turt. It refers to men in the sense that it equates with a beer belly.

Hey did you see his turtle....it was even bigger than the other guys. Gosh, I hope you don't end up with a turt that big,

by observe ant June 06, 2013

Turtle

To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.

I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.

by Testudine February 04, 2012

Turtle

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.

Turtle

by Prinnyf May 13, 2011

turtle it

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.

Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.

by TMC (The Marvelous Christian) October 05, 2009