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Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.
Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.
by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022
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Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
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combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex
Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020
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Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?
by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023
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Trans Missionary

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.
Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤
by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023
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missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.
person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."
by jo_z June 2, 2015
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online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you
Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"
by metroFIRE December 6, 2023
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