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dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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dick in ass syndrome

When your dick is in her/his ass and cant get it out of the anus
by John Smacio September 4, 2017
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dick-n-biscuits

slang term used for a morning blowjob.
What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".
by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011
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Destroy Dick December

A challenge that encompasses the entire month of December, after No Nut November. On each day, every male homo sapien is challenged to ejaculate at least once, but less than the day of the month (Twice on the second, thrice on the third...)
November 30th, 11:59 PM. Only one more excruciating minute until Destroy Dick December.
by WasabiThumbs November 2, 2018
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sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

OR

Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
by crudmonkey May 27, 2022
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30 round dick

An extended magazine that sticks out of gun resembling a dick
Little homie had the pipe with the 30 round dick on that bihh here
by MulaZayNewMex April 17, 2019
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What the dick punch?

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!
Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
by Zratz3 November 8, 2015
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