Drunker than a box of shit

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

by thehighplainzdrifter May 22, 2010

fuck this shit im out

useable in any situation

slutmoth ballbag looking tit fanny eat my ass like a cupcake and shut the nigga dick up bitch and fuck this shit im out

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

shit eating whore monkey

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

by roblo July 7, 2011

All up in your shit

butting in business that doesn't involve u

And my mom was like all up in my shit last night on why i got home so late

by a person December 13, 2003

Lieing Sack Of Cheap Shit

Bill Clinton

quote
"I Did Not Have Sex With Monica Lewinsky"
BULLShit

by ANNONYMOUS September 10, 2003

Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

Taste Her Own Shit

For a female to accept anal penetration

I bet she'd like to taste her own shit

by Christoff Juliano August 13, 2008