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never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!
by seventhson June 23, 2010
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Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.
by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004
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pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.
I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Poop Monster Shit Fuck

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010
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hemroid infested shit ass

A stinky ass hole with popped boils all over the interior
Nick get away from me you hemroid infested shit ass
by coppola March 11, 2008
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oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"
*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"
by Robby6521 March 25, 2011
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shit just got real

the perfect time to pose as a team, often in a hard-boiled manner
especially prevalent when regarding fictional, 1940s-style detectives penned by Andrew Hussie.
PS, AD, PI: Pose as a team, cause shit just got real
by the weasel king of weasels April 11, 2013
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